UFO's Completion Committment

Here is an email I received today from a friend. It brought to mind the many UFO's that nag at me from the closets, boxes, bags stashed around the house! I pledge to finish some of the things that I started. Now, where is that open bottle of Pinot Noir...

I am passing this on to you

because it definitely works,
and we could all use a little

more calmness in our lives. By

following simple advice heard

on the Oprah show, you too can

find inner peace.

Dr Oz proclaimed,"The way to

achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started and have

never finished."

So, I looked around all the things

I started and hadn't finished, and
before leaving the house this morning,

I finished off a bottle of White
Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila,

a package of Oreos, the remainder

of my old Prozac prescription,

the rest of the cheesecake,

some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking

good I feel right now.