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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

You Know You Are Too Fat...



When your friends actually suggest you audition for your favorite TV show. When your number would appear in neon lights and your photo in spandex would make Bernie look pretty. When your friends think it would be fun to get away to the Biggest Loser ranch. As an actual contestant in spandex, with no bra, bare feet, and your number in neon...

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